Sunday, January 7, 2007

F (Ford): 2007 and Beyond?

Ford needs help now. It's dying... quickly. So for 2007, there will be aestetically updated versions of their old focus and five-hundred sedan. I just saw the pictures of the cars today, from the 2007 Detroit Auto Show, and I felt compelled to blog.

This post is in response to the updated cars and an article written about them earlier today (read article). Commentary is done from the Ford Nation point of view:


"'Certainly there's pressure,' Lon Zaback, chief designer of the Focus, said recently as he walked around the car explaining its new features. 'I don't feel any anxiety about it at all because I think we've done a terrific job.'"

... screwing it up. You're fired.

"There's a night-and-day difference between today's Focus and the new one.' said Greg Burgess, the vehicle development manager."

Let's hope that the new one is in the night side of the comparison. That way you won't be able to see how hideous it is. And you're fired.

"Ford said they made the car more powerful while reducing its weight by about 100 pounds. It will be at least as fuel efficient as the current model, which gets 37 miles per gallon on the highway, said Marcio Alfonso, the chief engineer."

Why wasn't this done in the first place? Don't worry, you're not fired... we are nation of fairness... a mere hundred lashes with a cat-o-nine tails for you... and a hundred more because your last name is Alfonso.


"The Five Hundred got a less-radical redesign with changes in the front grille and rear lights and fenders to make it look more sporty and more like the Fusion."

... the geriatric version.

"'It was always good. We just made it better'"

Take it back... Make it go back!!! The Passat, I mean original look of the Five Hundred was better.

"'Our mind-set hasn't changed regardless of what our financial position is,' said Beth Donovan, Ford's car marketing manager. 'We want to win.'"

Spoken like a true Los Angeles Clipper... So to quickly sum up, Ford is going down and I can't wait. I can't wait for something disasterous to happen to this storied company because it's going to take something drastic to convince this stubborn geaser of a company to listen to the public and put out the right product. We want to buy Ford. Your concept cars are easily some of the best. The 49 concept, The new Interceptor concept... they are all gems. They will sell. They will revive your company. Remember the Mustang? Ya sold pretty darn well because it was true the 2005 concept.

For now, I patiently await with money in hand to buy a crapload of your stock when you guys sink into bankruptcy (oh in about 2 years) so I can buy a crapload of stock at 30 cents a share so that when you do get your act together and emerge from chapter 11, I'll have the money in hand to buy your sweet new cars. Until then.


Notes:
In Portfolio: Hell No
Watching: Come on Ford! Hit 30! (cents)
Now Eating: Honey Ham Jerky

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